A.F.I. (AFI) - Cereal Wars

Answer That And Stay Fashionable / 1997-04-22 1. Cereal Wars 2. Open Your Eyes 3. Two Of A Kind 4. Ny-Quil 5. Don't Make Me Ill 6. Kung-Fu Devil 7. The Mother In Me 8. Self Pity 9. I Wanna Mohawk (But Mom Won't Let Me Get One) 10. Half Empty Bottle 11. Highschool Football Hero 12. Key Lime Pie 13. Rizzo In The Box 14. Yurf Rendenmein 15. Your Name Here 16. The Checkered Demon 17. Brownie Bottom Sundae

Cereal Wars

Get up early in the morning,
going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
Fuckin' store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock,
it's got a condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs today.
What the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best,
they've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies,
and always stay away from wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, 'liked 'em a lot.
It's the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes
and then I could try sugar bombs.
The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch,
I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,
that's the only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?